You who why I hate? Jiminy Cricket. Horrible little green man. Horny all the time. Bad at his job. And you know what? I don’t even think he was even an insect.
Explain please
Condescending moralist. No patience with a literal day-old puppet. Abandons him in frustration multiple times to get repeatedly kidnapped. Doesn’t bother explaining shit with nuance or sympathy. Lusts after every female doll in the movie. Horny on main for puppet girls and made this face onscreen, which I have to look at:
Two legs. No cricket features to speak of. No chitinous exoskeleton. Awful little horrible bald man.
Out of all the criticisms I've heard against this character, this is the best one
